Note to fellow unemployed kids: (aka Rules to Live By)
1. Leave your apt before noon every day.
2. No drinking before 5pm.
3. No watching TV before 5pm (except during lunch).
4. No taking taxis.
5. No eating meals when drunk.

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And some random haiku...

sure - i'll pay ten bucks
for two hours of a/c.
bonus: free movie.


unemployment check.
you never showed up this week.
please come again soon.


every month i throw
eighty dollars towards this gym.
towels should be free.


atm machine
i already know i'm poor
keep your damn receipt


hello girl from nerve
i wish you were half as cute
as you looked online


99 cent nugs,
junior bacon cheeseburger
and a frosty, please.


ex-girlfriend. birthday.
send a card - or just "forget"?
my heart she broke. twice.


dear laundry machine,
if you take all my quarters
at least dry my clothes.


sprint. analog roam.
no cellular service here?
but it's my bedroom!